Duck Soup

BP announced that the oil spill was no accident, that they had been planning all along a brand new way to cook seafood and waterfowl.  By having all fowl and fish pre-oiled it will save time in the kitchen.  Millions will find themselves liberated by cutting prep time for supper. Now, at last they can find time in their day to watch those DVR recordings of Grey’s Anatomy.  Ken Salazar immediately hit on a way to monetize this for the Gulf Coast; open a chain of restaurants, the Bubba-Gunk Shrimp Co. The secretary dropped by at a grand opening yesterday.