A- Doctor Strange: Tulsi Gabbard, who is sorcerer who travels into alternate dimensions.
B -Batwoman: Elizabeth Warren, although a star in her own right, is linked to a larger comics franchise.
C – Mole Man: Tom Steyer, when running, operated in a subterranean world.
D – The Human Torch: Joe Biden:His body, exuding flames, powers ahead, yelling, “Flame on!”
E – Mr. Fantastic: Pete Buttigieg: In his campaign became famous for his ability to stretch himself to attempt the unexpected.
F – Captain Marvel: Bernie Sanders, who discovers that by yelling a magic word becomes a superhero.
G -The Black Canary: Lindsey Graham, who fights other super heroes and keeps the money.
H – Ninja Turtle: Mitch McConnell, who lives in a sewer and was trained by a rat.
I- The Rocketeer: Michael Bloomberg, who flies around in a jetpack, wearing a retro costume.
J -Invisible Woman: Amy Klobuchar, who could render herself and other objects invisible.
K- Hell Boy: Donald Trump, was summoned from Hell to Earth as a baby by Nazi occultists.
L -The Shadow: Vladimir Putin, who operates in the dark, clouding minds.
For David Denby’s review in this week’s New Yorker. The Rise of the Planet of the Apes, where the chimps go ape over James Franco’s experimental work on Alzheimers and wind up trashing San Francisco like Tea Partiers in DC. Freida Pinto needs a minute to process this.
