Art Attacks

Yesterday at the Metropolitan Museum of Art in New York, a woman apparently got into an altercation with a painting.  The picture in question, Picasso’s “The Actor”, reportedly lashed out and flung her to the floor, creating a six-inch tear in the canvass. “I was looking through her sketches”, a guard said. “I guess the painting just got fed up.”

This, of course, is preposterous and impossible to believe.