James Inhofe, Am-oily-can Idol

Sen. Inhofe Blocks Vote On Eliminating Spill Liablity Cap By Siobhan Hughes, Of DOW JONES NEWSWIRES WASHINGTON -(Dow Jones)- Sen. Jim Inhofe (R., Okla.) blocked an effort by a handful of Democrats Tuesday to establish an unlimited cap on damage claims that BP PLC (BP, BP.LN) and other companies would have to pay for spills, … Read more

Haywire

From NPR today: May 20, 2010 An independent scientist says the Gulf of Mexico oil spill appears to be even larger than he previously thought, based on analysis of a video released by the Senate. The video shows a dramatic gusher of oil coming from near the well’s ill-fated blowout preventer. Steve Wereley went from … Read more

Duck Soup

BP announced that the oil spill was no accident, that they had been planning all along a brand new way to cook seafood and waterfowl.  By having all fowl and fish pre-oiled it will save time in the kitchen.  Millions will find themselves liberated by cutting prep time for supper. Now, at last they can … Read more